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Mrs. Tiffany
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 Posted 05-14-03 02:08 PM   
Dear Message Board:
Hello! My name is Mrs. Tiffany! I am a sock monkey! I live at the Red Heel Monkey Shelter in Asheville, North Carolina! I have wanted a message board for years & the annoying peoples I live with have FINALLY given me one! HOORAY!  Now I have a place to talk about all of the things that bug me about living with people & living with 125 other sock monkeys! I have a lot to be bugged about!
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Dear Message Board -- Everybody drives me crazy!
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Lil Dinah
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Posted 05-14-03 02:11 PM
Mrs. Tiffany, you think that you're bugged? I am totally bugged! Slug bugged! Ah think I will start mah own thread about slug bugs raht now!
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Go to hell-o!
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Mrs. Tiffany
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Posted 05-14-03 02:28 PM
Dear Message Board:
You can start your own thread, Lil Dinah, but keep your slug bugs out of mine! Slug bugs are NOT allowed in my kitchen!
[Edited by Mrs. Tiffany]
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Mrs. Tiffany
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Posted 05-14-03 03:28 PM
Dear Message Board:
I still run the board!
[Edited by Mrs. Tiffany]
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Dear Message Board -- Everybody drives me crazy!
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Silly Sally
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Posted 05-14-03 04:46 PM
MRS TIFFANY! WHAT'S GOING ON?
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Stay away from the hoob-a-joob! He's CRAZY!
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Mrs. Tiffany
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Posted 05-14-03 04:48 PM
Dear Message Board:
Silly Sally, I have started my own message board for sock monkeys and people who love sock monkeys! Sock monkeys and their friends are welcome to come to the Red Heel message board and talk about how silly Reggie is!
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Lil Dinah
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Posted 05-14-03 05:55 PM
Fine! I'm going to start mah own thread! You can go to hell-o!
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Go to hell-o!
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Zippy
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Posted 05-15-03 11:12 AM
Mrs. Tiffany, the beautiful color of your face shines through delightfully on my TV screen! This is a good show!
Pizzy!
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Mrs. Tiffany
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Posted 05-15-03 11:15 AM
Dear Message Board:
Hello! Good morning everybody!
Hello Zippy!
This is not a TV show. This is an internet message board.
I used to have a tv show, though, back in the 50s. It was a cooking show -- Food with Tiffany in Her Perfect Kitchen!
I was a top rated chef but now Reject and Her Majesty won't even let me prepare a simple dish of Pistacio-Ato Alfredo!
Poor Me! 
[Edited by Mrs. Tiffany]
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Zippy
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Posted 05-15-03 11:19 AM
Congratulations!
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Hummingbird Wilson
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Posted 05-15-03 01:00 PM
Mrs. Tiffany, I like your message board but I know for a fact that you a terrible cook!
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Silly Sally
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Posted 05-15-03 01:01 PM
HUMMINGBIRD! I AM GLAD YOU ARE HERE! I AM UPSIDE DOWN!
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Stay away from the hoob-a-joob! He's CRAZY!
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Hummingbird Wilson
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Posted 05-15-03 01:02 PM
I can see ya, honey. You look real cute, now.
Ooops, gotta go!
Looks like lunch 'round these parts.
Too bad Shouty's such a bad tipper!
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Lil Dinah
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Posted 05-15-03 01:03 PM
Who's Shouty?
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Benny Hathaway
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Posted 05-15-03 01:04 PM
Shouty is what Hummingbird calls Reggie.
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Lil Dinah
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Posted 05-15-03 01:04 PM
Oh, you mean Mah Friend Poop!
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Silly Sally
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Posted 05-15-03 01:04 PM
IT'S NOT NICE TO CALL SOMEBODY POOP!
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Lil Dinah
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Posted 05-15-03 01:05 PM
Ah know! That's whah ah call him "Mah Friend" Poop!
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Mrs. Tiffany
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Posted 05-15-03 02:21 PM
Dear Message Board:
Let's please not talk about Reggie in this thread so much! Although I have seen his tipping behavior and he is a tightwad! I can't believe he sprung for all this monkey business!
[Edited by Mrs. Tiffany]
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Mrs. Tiffany
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Posted 05-15-03 04:44 PM
Dear Message Board:
And what do you mean I'm a terrible cook, Hummingbird?
Why, both Brian Wilson AND Lou Reed both loved my cooking when I sang on sessions for them back in the 60s!
[Edited by Mrs. Tiffany]
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Happy George
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Posted 05-16-03 07:03 PM
Hey everybody! It's me! Happy George!
Emily has been telling me that this message board is the coolest thing ever!
I don't know about that, but it seems pretty cool to me!
What's going on?
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Hey, everybody! It's me! Happy George!
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Aunt Lovey
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Posted 05-17-03 04:10 PM
Oooh, messige bode! Aunt Lovey likay messige bode! She tok to evayboday!
Hey, evayboday!
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Willajean
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Posted 05-17-03 04:15 PM
You know, I like this message board, too! It gives me a chance to get on the computer and make sure Barney ain't been lookin' at something he shouldn't! That Barney can be nasty!
[Edited by Willajean]
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Aunt Lovey
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Posted 05-17-03 04:17 PM
Hey evaryboday!
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Hummingbird Wilson
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Posted 05-17-03 04:22 PM
Hi Aunt Lovey! It's lookin' like all us office ladies are gettin' on the message board!
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Aunt Lovey
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Posted 05-17-03 04:23 PM
Hey evarayboadee!
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Mrs. Tiffany
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Posted 05-17-03 04:26 PM
Dear Message Board:
Hummingbird, we miss you since Reggie & Her Majesty kidnapped you and took you to their so called office! I am glad you are posting!
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Aunt Lovey
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Posted 05-17-03 04:27 PM
Hee Avayboodah!
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Hummingbird Wilson
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Posted 05-17-03 04:29 PM
Ah, you know, us kitchen monkeys gots to stick together! I'm glad to see you finally done this, since you been talking about it forever. You don't need to turn it into just anothah anti-Shouty forum, we got plenty of those! There's lots more us monkeys got on my mind! Me, I'm savin' up for retiremint, which is why I moved here, figgurin' the downtown offices of a major on-line retailery was gonna be better then them scraps of copper I was gettin' back to the house. So far, I been proved wrong wrong wrong and I ain't gettin' any younger!
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Aunt Lovey
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Posted 05-17-03 04:31 PM
Haaaay Evaaaaabooddeeeeee!
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