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Sockruhtease
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 Posted 09-02-04 08:09 PM   
Oh there are lots of sock monkey friends around but the problem is, they just don't know about each other!
I just found out about this nice group.
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Daisy Marie
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Posted 09-03-04 08:49 AM
Hello, Wilhelm! I have very great pleesings to meet you! I hope you have a very happy time here with us!
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Just have the beleefings in your self!
. . . * Miss Sockford 2007 * . . .
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The Sunnyflower Farm
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Posted 09-03-04 08:52 AM
Welcome, Wilhelm!
Salut!
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Everybody is welcome here!!
daisycara.com
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Drunky
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Posted 10-30-04 04:19 PM
hello.
i am new here. please do not be afraid of me because i am so big.
i am really a very nice monkey.
i was made out of sweaters and foam.
i drink too much because i am very sad all the time. it ok mostly, except red wine stains my knits.
there's a hole in my tail because the resident cat doesn't like me and sits on me and chews on me when people aren't looking.
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Annie925
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Posted 11-02-04 03:53 PM
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Wilhelm wrote:
Yes I am. There are some tigers here but they are very friendly. They live on the shelf around the corner from my hutch/house. Before I found this site I thought I was the only monkey in existence!!!!
It's SO cool!
[Edited by Wilhelm]
Dear Wilhelm,
You were living in your grandmoms attic? Wow, do you know who made you and gave you life? Do you know when your birthday is? My grandmom lived in a house with a flat roof, hence, no attic, I never met her but I am told she was a very very nice lady that made the best doughnuts in the whole world (Orlo would have loved that, yes?)
Pleased to meet you Wilhelm,
Mountain Mike
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Love, Grandma Rosebud 
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Antoine
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Posted 01-04-05 04:16 PM
I like donuts, I LOVE beignets...ain't had one in forever.That Drunky fella 'minds me of a bouncer used to work at a club I played at....big, nasty lookin' fella, nice enough, not real bright, you know?
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Music.Food.Love.It don't get much better than that. No sirree.
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SUPERMONK!
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Posted 01-04-05 05:54 PM
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Antoine wrote:
I like donuts, I LOVE beignets...ain't had one in forever.That Drunky fella 'minds me of a bouncer used to work at a club I played at....big, nasty lookin' fella, nice enough, not real bright, you know?
WHAT IS BEIGNET? IF THAT IS FOOD, SUPERMONK SAY IT IS SISSY GIRL FOOD! CLUBS NOT TO PLAY WITH, CLUBS FOR CLOBBERING! SUPERMONK DON'T NEED NO CLUB, SUPERMONK USE HIS SUPERPOWERS!
WHAT KIND OF NAME IS ANTOINE? SUPERMONK SAY IT IS A SISSY GIRL NAME!
SUPERMONK IS IN BAD MOOD TODAY, SUPERMONK GET SNOW ON HIS SUPERCAPE. 
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TO THE SKIES!
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Antoine
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Posted 01-04-05 06:40 PM
Yes, thats right, a beignet is a sissy girl food, clubs are for clobbering, Antoine is a sissy girl name.Beg pardon, but ain't you the S-uper H-ero I-n T-raining Head fella I heard so much about?
Nice to meet you...sorry 'bout the snow...don't worry. It'll wash right out.....
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Music.Food.Love.It don't get much better than that. No sirree.
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SUPERMONK!
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Posted 01-04-05 08:49 PM
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Antoine wrote:
Yes, thats right, a beignet is a sissy girl food, clubs are for clobbering, Antoine is a sissy girl name.Beg pardon, but ain't you the S-uper H-ero I-n T-raining Head fella I heard so much about?
Nice to meet you...sorry 'bout the snow...don't worry. It'll wash right out.....
YOU ARE BRAVE SOUL! ANTOINE MUST BE NAME FOR BRAVE SOUL! BEIGNET MUST BE FOOD FOR BRAVE SOUL!
SUPERMONK IS NOT IN TRAINING, SUPERMONK WAS BORN WITH RED SUPERHERO CAPE ON HIS BACK! SUPERMONK NOT NEED TO WASH SNOW OUT OF CAPE, SUPERMONK JUST BLOW ON IT WITH HIS SUPERBREATH AND IT DISAPPEAR LIKE MAGIC.
SUPERMONK WISH TO RETRACT HIS SUPER-RUDE STATEMENTS AND BE FRIEND WITH ANTOINE THE BRAVE!
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TO THE SKIES!
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Antoine
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Posted 01-04-05 09:52 PM
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SUPERMONK! wrote:
YOU ARE BRAVE SOUL! ANTOINE MUST BE NAME FOR BRAVE SOUL! BEIGNET MUST BE FOOD FOR BRAVE SOUL!
SUPERMONK IS NOT IN TRAINING, SUPERMONK WAS BORN WITH RED SUPERHERO CAPE ON HIS BACK! SUPERMONK NOT NEED TO WASH SNOW OUT OF CAPE, SUPERMONK JUST BLOW ON IT WITH HIS SUPERBREATH AND IT DISAPPEAR LIKE MAGIC.
SUPERMONK WISH TO RETRACT HIS SUPER-RUDE STATEMENTS AND BE FRIEND WITH ANTOINE THE BRAVE!
Supermonk man, I ain't brave, I'm a survivor - hide like a gator...everything just ROLLS off....Abalonia says I'm a beta male (she went to School)so I don't need to duke it out.
Shoot, man, why don't you come watch me play at the Crosswalk tomorrow night? Bring your girl.....
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Music.Food.Love.It don't get much better than that. No sirree.
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SUPERMONK!
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Posted 01-07-05 08:25 PM
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Antoine wrote:
Supermonk man, I ain't brave, I'm a survivor - hide like a gator...everything just ROLLS off....Abalonia says I'm a beta male (she went to School)so I don't need to duke it out.
Shoot, man, why don't you come watch me play at the Crosswalk tomorrow night? Bring your girl.....
HEY! SUPERMONK IS SURVIVOR TOO, AND SUPERMONK IS BRAVE! HENCE (SUPERMONK SAY HENCE) ANTOINE IS BRAVE!
DO NOT ARGUE WITH SUPERMONK!
BETA IS FISH (SUPERMONK KNOW THIS)
DO NOT SHOOT AT SUPERMONK, BULLETS BOUNCE OF MY SUPERBODY AND HIT YOU!
SUPERMONK LOVE THE ROCKA ROLLA, BUT HAVE NO GIRL
SUPERMONK WORKING ON THAT...CANNOT FORCE LOVE 
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TO THE SKIES!
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Mr. Schelvan
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Posted 01-11-05 04:05 PM
Nice to meet you Mr. Super Monk. I am Mr. Edwin Schelvan. I don't mean to intrude, but I would like to reassure you that there is someone for everyone...and someday you'll meet a fine monkey girl. The first time I met Mrs. Schelvan I knew she was the one for me....after she was washed a few more times to get the foot stink off.And a big strong handsome fella like you ...well, ladies just love a hero. Please don't despair. There are a great many seemingly unattached ladies on this board...although exercise caution; I've heard horror stories connected to internet romance...and with that terrible virus around, make sure to ,uh, uh, nevermind.
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Have you seen my wife?
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The Cuddlebear
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Posted 08-31-05 07:07 PM
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...+message+boards
Scroll down.
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…When the gods discovered that the giantess had been Loki in disguise, they hunted him down and he was forced to flee. He hid by night as a salmon beneath a waterfall, and by day he idly wove nets and burnt them. One day the gods found his fireplace at night, and found a net in the fire. From its design they created another, which they used to catch Loki. They bound him to three rocks with the entrails of either his son Fenrisulfr or Vali. Then they tied a serpent above him, the venom of which dripped onto his face. His wife Sigyn gathered the venom in a bowl, but from time to time she had to turn away to empty it, at which point the poison would drip onto Loki, who writhed in pain, thus causing earthquakes. He would free himself, however, in time to attack the gods at Ragnarok along with the other giants and his monster children.
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Mrs. Tiffany
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Posted 09-01-05 09:15 AM
Dear Message Board:
What does it take to get on the first page of GOOGLE?!?!?
We will have to TRY HARDER!
Thanks for stopping by!
You're an inspiration!
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Dear Message Board -- Everybody drives me crazy!
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Annie925
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Posted 09-01-05 08:23 PM
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Mrs. Tiffany wrote:
Dear Message Board:
What does it take to get on the first page of GOOGLE?!?!?
We will have to TRY HARDER!
Thanks for stopping by!
You're an inspiration!
That's the kind of inspiration ya need a paper bag to deal with. How did that creature have 511 postings on here?
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Love, Grandma Rosebud
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Wysi Wyg
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Posted 09-02-05 10:34 AM
You have a certain number of posts within the Novogate system. Huggybear obviously frequents another board within Novogate and discovered ours on its travels, found us "insane and crazy" (although why it called us persons I have no idea) and thought they would share this opinion with us. Thence back to its normal posting domain.
If I were to go to its board to say hello it would show that I have the two hundred whatever posts I am probably working on at this board.
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Got a question? Got a problem?
Write Wysi Wyg!
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Sally
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Posted 09-02-05 10:38 AM
I am scared of Cuddlebear!
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sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits
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marilyn
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Posted 09-02-05 05:23 PM
That creature looks even WORSE than the ones I see out my window!
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Hi Everybody!
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MixMonk
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Posted 09-02-05 06:18 PM
D'OH! I think I've seen him at The Hamburger Hamlet before!!!!!!!! His Girlfriend had spikey thingys in her HEAD!!!!!
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"Music makes the World a more better place"
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Ceru_Monkey
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Posted 09-02-05 07:17 PM
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Mrs. Tiffany wrote:
Dear Message Board:
What does it take to get on the first page of GOOGLE?!?!?
We will have to TRY HARDER!
Thanks for stopping by!
You're an inspiration!
I know what you mean about it being tough to be on the first page... I don't think Sock Monkey Fun is in Google at all if you just search Sock Monkey..
It makes Tamara a bit frustrated.
For that search (insane weirdo message board) maybe if we had a thread with the word insane we'd make page 1 of that search in google. 
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Let's go have some Fun!
http://www.SockMonkeyFun.com
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Daisy Marie
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Posted 09-02-05 08:13 PM
Oh my goodness! Miss Betty Ann, I think we need the potions for the eyeball-popping constrictions!
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. . . * Miss Sockford 2007 * . . .
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Betty Ann Baker
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Posted 09-02-05 08:14 PM
Excuse me, dear-- the what now?
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Are you hungry? Do you want a brownie? Or some mashed potatoes? Or rare prime rib? Maybe a fresh salad? Some macaroni and cheese? Just you wait, I can whip it up in a jiffy!
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Dee Dee
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Posted 09-02-05 08:15 PM
Man, I kind of thought it was going to happen.
When the calendar hits September 1, as far as Daze is concerned, it's fall. Labor Day's like, the first day of it in her book.
And once fall comes, she starts thinking about Halloween....
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Wonga La La, babies!
http://wongalala.daisycara.com/
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Harrison C
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Posted 11-19-05 04:38 PM
Hi, I am new here. I am a sock monkey from NY. My name is Harrison. I like sleeping late, snowstorms and other sock monkeys.
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Harrison
"If I had some more time to spend
Then I guess I’d be with you my friend"
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Giacamo
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Posted 11-19-05 09:02 PM
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Harrison C wrote:
Hi, I am new here. I am a sock monkey from NY. My name is Harrison. I like sleeping late, snowstorms and other sock monkeys.
Hi hi hi Harrison!
Do you see peeples out your window? Do you ride in a checkered cab? Have you ever seen the Donald? Do you take the subway? Have you had your dinner yet?
Very nice to meet you, harrison!
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Hi Ginger! Hi!
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Harrison C
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Posted 11-20-05 07:58 AM
Hi Giacomo,
Not too many peeples out of the windows here at home. We liove in a tiny, tiny town in Upstate NY. No, no checkered cabs. We do have a lot of cows and horses nearby. I have never seen the Donald, except for on t.v. and I have not ridden on a checkered cab...not yet anyway. Very nice meeting you, too, Giacomo.
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Harrison
"If I had some more time to spend
Then I guess I’d be with you my friend"
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Ceru_Monkey
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Posted 11-27-05 10:21 PM
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Harrison C wrote:
Hi, I am new here. I am a sock monkey from NY. My name is Harrison. I like sleeping late, snowstorms and other sock monkeys.
Welcome Harrison C!
I love sleeping late too!
and staying up late and hot cocoa.
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Let's go have some Fun!
http://www.SockMonkeyFun.com
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Harrison C
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Posted 11-28-05 10:38 AM
I love staying up late, too and isn't hot cocoa the best?
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Harrison
"If I had some more time to spend
Then I guess I’d be with you my friend"
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monkeybusiness
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Posted 01-17-06 12:44 AM
This is Wallace. I came here to meet Floofie. Oh Floofie wherever are you? Out playing accordian? Getting into shenanigans?
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~Sock monkeys are cheaper than therapy~
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guba-guba
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Posted 01-17-06 04:16 PM
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monkeybusiness wrote:
This is Wallace. I came here to meet Floofie. Oh Floofie wherever are you? Out playing accordian? Getting into shenanigans?
I heard that bar was condemned
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