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mudge
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 Posted 01-17-06 04:18 PM   
and who the heck is Floofie?
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never mind
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donut
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Posted 01-17-06 04:19 PM
Foofie's loose sister?
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vinny
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Posted 01-17-06 04:21 PM
Hi Wallace, pay them no nevermind. Any friend of Foofie's is welcome at the Red Heel.
[Edited by vinny]
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I hate baths
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Foofie
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Posted 01-18-06 12:25 PM
I met these poor monkeys on another sorta "monkey board" where there were hardly any monkeys at all and it was very boring and all they could do was sit aound and talk to themselves...I thought they would like it better over here...so I sorta gave them Monkey Board lessons because they had tried before and couldn't figure it out.
They're a nice buncha monks..they will get used to the way things work over here eventually.
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http://www.fluff.tv
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Daisy Marie
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Posted 01-18-06 12:51 PM
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monkeybusiness wrote:
This is Wallace. I came here to meet Floofie. Oh Floofie wherever are you? Out playing accordian? Getting into shenanigans?
Hello, Wallace! My name is Daisy Marie! I have very great pleesings to meet you!
Do you like flowerings?! Or gingerly ale?! Or reading magazines with color picturings?! Or riding in pickup trucks?! Or playing with dust bunnies?!
Thank you! Pleese be a very happy Wallace peeples!
XXOOXX
Daisy Marie
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Chester Gilford
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Posted 01-24-06 04:09 PM
Is this for real? Do people really trade and sell sock monkeys?
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Ceru_Monkey
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Posted 01-24-06 04:21 PM
umm... well...
I know some of the peeples here make us Sock Monkeys and then make some available for other peeples to adopt.
If you want to see them 'for sale' you could check out eBay, they usually have a hundred or so at a time listed.
So I guess you could say that it's for real.
http://search.ebay.com/search/searc...nkey&category0=
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Veronica
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Posted 01-24-06 08:58 PM
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Chester Gilford wrote:
Is this for real? Do people really trade and sell sock monkeys?
We only broker adoptions at the Sunnyflower Farm. I help Missus Mel'nee on the fashion and design end of things. But like Ceru was getting at, there's some rough trade out there. Gotta be careful.
[Edited by Veronica]
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Do you suppose?
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Daisy Marie
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Posted 01-24-06 09:06 PM
Veronica is of the rightness! But pleese do not have the worrees, Chester! I do not think that anyone can make sellings of you if you do not have wishings for them to! Or, of the maybe, do you have the worrees about someone in your familee?!
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SUPERMONK!
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Posted 01-24-06 09:39 PM
THERE IS NOTHING IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE MORE REAL THAN A SOCK MONKEY! UNLESS MAYBE IT IS A SUPER SOCK MONKEY LIKE ME WHICH OF COURSE IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE I AM SUPERMONK! THE ONE AND ONLY, AND DAISY MARIE IS MY SWEETHEART THE ONE AND ONLY. AND VERONICA IS THE FASHION QUEEN ONE AND ONLY UNLESS MAYBE YOU CONSIDER OTHER MONKEYS ON THIS BOARD TO BE FASHIONABLE!
I, SUPERMONK!, HAVE SPOKEN!
(HI RANDY)
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TO THE SKIES!
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Scout
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Posted 01-24-06 11:42 PM
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Veronica wrote:
But like Ceru was getting at, there's some rough trade out there. Gotta be careful.
Sometimes nice peeples "buy" sock monkeys from eBay and give them a good home and personal freedom. It's sort of a rescue operation. Just 'cause a monkey may be traded through the online auction scene doesn't mean there is anything wrong with him.
I was bought online because some dealer found me and wanted to turn a profit. It was better to be sold into a nice home then jammed in a box in the dealer's garage or sumptin' like that. Now I've got a puppy, and friends, and Santa Monkey brought me a real Boy Scout compass, so life is a lot nicer.
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coco
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Posted 01-24-06 11:51 PM
I could have ended up on eBay because some dealer guy at an estate sale was grabbing all the toys he could find. Later he whittled down his booty, took the boy-type toys and dumped me with some dolls.
The girl had spotted me way earlier in his grimy grasp and tracked him all over that house. She snapped me up almost before I hit the table and we've been rolling together ever since.
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A round of 'nanner smoothies for everyone!
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Chelloiphane
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Posted 01-25-06 07:05 AM
I could have been sent to Japan.
I used to live in a clothes warehouse where the Peoples job was to pick stuff out and send it to Japanese resale shops.
The reason I did not get sent to Japan is that somebody stole and brought me to Super Happy Fun Land.
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My name is little Chelloiphane and I am stuffed wid CELLOPHANE From monkey tail to monkey brain cellophane cellophane cellophane
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Chester Gilford
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Posted 01-25-06 08:11 AM
Is this message board a social spot for the sock monkey OR the owner of the sock monkey?
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wendel
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Posted 01-25-06 08:34 AM
Greetings, Chester!
This board was created by the sock citizens of the Red Heel Sock Monkey shelter in Asheville, NC. Lead adminstrator Mrs. Tiffany says she created it so she could complain about the things she does not like, which is most likely true.
What it has become is a place for sock monkeys to socialize, discuss issues of import, and engage in creative activities. At any given time, there are one or two threads on which human peeples are allowed to post, such as the monkey maker's thread and the Rockford Sock Monkey Festival thread.
I hope that this has answered your inquiry. Please do not hesitate to let me know if you have any further questions. And welcome to the Red Heel!
Humbly yours,
Wendel
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vinny
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Posted 01-25-06 12:47 PM
I want it hereby known that I am not for sale or available for trade.
PS... just because people can post on select threads doesn't mean sock monkeys are excluded. We are free to post anywhere.
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I hate baths
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mudge
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Posted 01-25-06 04:31 PM
I wouldn't mind being traded to a facility with more closet space.
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never mind
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MixMonk
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Posted 01-25-06 07:54 PM
Hellooooooo.... Chester Gilford! Are you a classic Red Heel?Do you know how to bake Ziti?Can you Flap a Jack?Do you like the Rock-A-Rolla?Have you ever Boogied The Loo?
Big Peeples are on the page sometimes....My pal Wally gets a little 'Puter time when I log him on.
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Mountain Mike
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Posted 01-26-06 01:35 AM
I think sock monkeys make more sense than most peeples, if there were sock monkeys elected to Congress, for example, this world would be in a much better happier and joyous state of beingness!
Not that anyone asked me, but I really don't see what's so hard to understand about a sock monkey message board.
My human mama says she used to subscribe to a peeple message board and they were so mean to her she cried and never went back there again.
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donut
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Posted 01-26-06 07:51 AM
Yes Mikey, it's sad but true.
People can make people cry and have bruises and can do all manner of mean things that sock monkeys can't do and wouldn't if they could. It's next to impossible to need a doctor because of abuse by a sock monkey. Wish the same could be said about inflictions by people.
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vinny
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Posted 01-26-06 07:57 AM
Congress?
What a great idea Mikey! I'll stage a write-in campaign.
My platform will be mandated recess for all work environments and free candy when you do nice things to help others.
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mudge
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Posted 01-26-06 07:58 AM
You'll have to add dental coverage if you give out too much candy.
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Sally
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Posted 01-26-06 10:47 AM
I would vote for Vinny!
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Ginger
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Posted 01-26-06 11:31 AM
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Congress?
What a great idea Mikey! I'll stage a write-in campaign.
Nice try buster, but I think you have too much baggage to get elected into public office. There are a lot of teddy bear and doll peeples who vote and when word gets out about your little clothing raids, and the press finds all those stuffed animals missing heads in your trash, you'll be lucky to hang onto your hat.
It's going to take a sock monkey with less controversy to crack congress.
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coco
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Posted 01-26-06 11:46 AM
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People can make people cry and have bruises and can do all manner of mean things that sock monkeys can't do and wouldn't if they could.
All of our test results agree with donut.
Inspired by Tim's list of people he'd like to slap, some of us took turns trying to slap the girl. Cinnamon has pretty long arms so she could get some momentum in her swing and make a little bit of a sting, but Ginger, with her delicate little pointy paws (being an upsidedowner), was really more of a tickle. Not a single bruise though.
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guba-guba
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Posted 01-26-06 12:17 PM
you spoke too soon donut...
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cinnamon
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Posted 01-26-06 06:27 PM
Oh we didn't hurt her. We'd never hurt a human. It was her idea.
She was nodding her head in agreement with many of the names on the list of peeples Tim would like to slap, and she was wondering if a slap from a sock monkey would really be sufficient punishment for Dave Matthews, so we tested the punch force of different sock arms.
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A dreamer of pictures, I run in the night...
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The Girl
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Posted 01-26-06 06:35 PM
It's true, just as Cinnamon tells it. I recruited kind-hearted sock monkeys to slap me for scientific study and I was not hurt at all.
I did conclude that possibly only Buttons or Mace might be able to administer that list with the force some of those names merit. I'd love to suggest some additional names to Tim, but worry about vigilante sock activity.
http://www.thebigt.com/slap.htm
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Big Eye Jackson
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Posted 01-26-06 08:35 PM
Aargh, lassies! What ye be needin' 'tis a bold weapon o' fine design fer any serious battle! Aargh!
[Edited by Big Eye Jackson]
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Aye, lassie- the name's Cap'n "Big Eye" Jackson and we're takin' command of this here vessel!
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First Mate George
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Posted 01-26-06 08:39 PM
Aye, that or a stout heart.
Oh, me dear Molly... where did ye get ta? When will I see ye again?
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