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Wysi Wyg
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 Posted 05-19-03 03:31 PM   
Hello everyone. I'm Wysi Wyg.
I'm your computer tech monkey. You have the questions, I have answers.
At least for problems you might have on this message board.
Anything harder than that I probably have to contract out.
Post here or drop me a line for help with avatars, etc.
WYSI WYG
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Stella & June
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Posted 05-19-03 03:34 PM
Wysi Wyg, is there anyway we can "ignore" Emily's posts? We don't want to look at her stupid ugly picture!
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Emily
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Posted 05-19-03 03:34 PM
Wysi Wyg -- I think that those two should be banned for their unprovoked attack on me!
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Wysi Wyg
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Posted 05-19-03 03:36 PM
Only Mrs. Tiffany has the power to ban a poster.
Why don't you guys try to get along instead of fighting?
That seems like a good solution to me.
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Stella & June
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Posted 05-19-03 03:37 PM
Wysi Wyg --
We want to post a picture of Jack White in our signature but can't figure out how to do it!! Can you help?
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Wysi Wyg
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Posted 05-19-03 03:39 PM
Now, see, this is a question I am much more suited to answer.
Just use the following commands:
["img"] then_type_in_the_url_address_of_the_picture["/img"]
But take out those quotation marks.
And you should be in business.
OK ladies?
[Edited by Wysi Wyg]
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Stella & June
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Posted 05-19-03 03:44 PM
Thanks Wysi Wyg!
We think you are cool!
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Wysi Wyg
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Posted 06-17-03 11:29 PM
OK, everybody can calm down now -- there was a major problem with the message board today.
And yes, before the rumors start flying around too much, it's because Reggie forgot to pay the bill.
I suggest you let him have it.
Thankfully, Novogate reenabled the board with no loss of your valuable postings, so everyone can please stop phoning my tech support number. Save your energy to flame Reggie.
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Mrs. Tiffany
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Posted 06-17-03 11:31 PM
DEAR MESSAGE BOARD! I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE BACK! NOW!
DEAR MESSAGE BOARD:
GET HIM! GET HIM! OOOOH! I AM SO MAD!
I went on the board to post today and of course it was shut down because Reggie is too irresponsible to bother to keep it running smoothly!
Wysi Wyg, are we going to have to put up with this every month?
[Edited by Mrs. Tiffany]
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Dear Message Board -- Everybody drives me crazy!
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Wysi Wyg
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Posted 06-17-03 11:33 PM
As long as his credit card doesn't expire or get maxed out we're good to go until something called 2005, Mrs. Tiffany! What happened was: Novogate gives out free monthly trial message boards. Reggie signed up, but then forgot to actually finalize the process, which he always "intended" to do.
Nothing like getting your service shut off to get you to pay the bill!
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Mrs. Tiffany
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Posted 06-17-03 11:34 PM
Dear Message Board:
Why am I less than comforted that the message board's security is dependent upon Reggie's financial responsibility?
Oh well, at least it is back!
He can beg pretty good!
At least he's good for something!
[Edited by Mrs. Tiffany]
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Dear Message Board -- Everybody drives me crazy!
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Lil Dinah
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Posted 06-17-03 11:35 PM
Ah am just glad that the rules to slug bug are still on the board! Ah would be very sad if all that work would have been for nothing! It's hard talkin' into the computer for that long!
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Reggie
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Posted 06-17-03 11:50 PM
You know, I don't understand it. I sent them a payment, like, two weeks ago. I don't like to use a credit card, so I sent them a mon(k)ey order. But it seems like it never got there. I don't understand it . . . .
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Mrs. Tiffany
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Posted 06-17-03 11:52 PM
Dear Message Board:
A highly unlikely story!
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Dear Message Board -- Everybody drives me crazy!
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Nellie Bellie
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Posted 06-17-03 11:53 PM
Yeah, Reggie - just admit it, you screwed up!
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Lil Dinah
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Posted 06-17-03 11:53 PM
Yeah, Poop! We don't want to hear your lyin' lies!
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Go to hell-o!
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Long Gone
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Posted 06-17-03 11:54 PM
I been 'round this country many a many time, and I never seed no one that would tell a bunch of stories to a bunch a poor defenseless little monkeys, bwah!
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Brother Rich
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Posted 06-17-03 11:55 PM
Friends, I must say that every time Reggie tells us an untrue that somewhere Grandma sheds a tear and pokes herself in the finger with a needle!
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Friends, I am here to tell you, you must believe in the great creator if you are gonna get anywhere in this world! That old lady done showed me the way!
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Reggie
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Posted 06-17-03 11:55 PM
But, you guys . . .
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Baby Jane
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Posted 06-17-03 11:58 PM
Get him, Red Gang!
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Foul pirates! I shall ne'er bend to your will! You shall not threaten the beautiful and brave . . . LADY JANE!
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Lexington Whizz
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Posted 06-18-03 12:02 AM
Newsflash here on Monkey Radio! Lexington Whizz of WOOH, Free Monkey Radio, along with crack reporter Benny Hathaway, of the Monkey Ape Vine, have just discovered, beneath Monkey High Rise East, the remnants of a torn up envelope that looks like it MAY have been addressed to the Novogate Corporation, and it looks like it might have been written a couple of munce ago!
But how did this payment get hidden underneath the Monkey High Rise? Who could be responsible? What is going on?
Stay tuned to Free Monkey Radio for further developments!
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Zippy
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Posted 06-18-03 12:06 AM
Reggie lost the message board under the Monkey Ape Rise? How did it fit?
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Stella & June
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Posted 06-18-03 12:09 AM
We can easily believe that Reggie forgot to pay the bill! We are mad at him! Jack White was in Raliegh last night and we wanted to go but Reggie said, no! "I have to work on the website on Tuesday," he said! Break the website is more like it! We could have seen Jack White last night but NO!
Reggie stinks!
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Captain Heelhead
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Posted 06-18-03 01:05 PM
quote:
Zippy wrote:
Reggie lost the message board under the Monkey Ape Rise? How did it fit?
Appearancely it was hijackrabbited by some kind of terroripper.
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I'll rob ya each day of the week!
I'll punch ya and kick ya
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I'm Heelhead the monkey freak!
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Ollie George
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Posted 06-30-03 07:17 PM
Yes!
There I am!
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You CAN teach an old dog new trips!
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Won't some sweet mama
take a chance on me?
'Cause I ain't so bad!
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purplemonster234
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Posted 07-20-03 02:22 PM
How do i take my avatar off? i think it's scaring sock monkeys away from me. But, i want everyone to know, I AM NICE!
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Wysi Wyg
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Posted 07-23-03 10:58 AM
Purple Monster, I hope you have figured out by now that everyone was away from the computers while I debugged them, not because you were scaring them away.
I notice, however, that your avatar is distorting. It's because the system we uses makes a certain amount of precision necessary when sizing your avatar. If you would like, I can probably fix that for you. Just say the word, I will fix it and send you a link so you can place the properly sized avatar in your profile.
You know, they say the internet puts at least 20 pounds on the average Purple Monster. . . .
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purplemonster234
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Posted 07-23-03 01:16 PM
Oh Phew! This whole week i thought I'd been scaring you guys away! It's ok! I like my avatar. It may be..... a little..... off, but it's ok. I didn't know that a camera adds 20 pounds on a purple monster! That is very interesting. I thought i looked a little bigger in my picture!
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Frank blue
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Posted 08-26-03 10:59 PM
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Wysi Wyg
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Posted 10-13-03 11:25 AM
[Edited by Wysi Wyg]
[Edited by Wysi Wyg]
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