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mudge
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 Posted 01-04-05 07:33 AM   
what those two ninkompoops really mean to say is
WELCOME VINCE!
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never mind
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the professor
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Posted 01-04-05 07:34 AM
what about zola?
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vinny
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Posted 01-04-05 07:36 AM
mudge wants her sweater
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I hate baths
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the professor
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Posted 01-04-05 07:37 AM
Yes, I do see drool dripping out of her mouth.
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Abalonia13
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Posted 01-04-05 01:08 PM
quote:
vinny wrote:
mudge wants her sweater
That could be arranged....I made that for Zola this fall...it has a maroon skirt too...but all I hear is, "where are my new shoes?"
If she doesn't mind waiting awhile I'd love to make her one (I am still catching up on other things) Maybe Mudge is a little more appreciative than some other monkey-girls I know.
Vince and I both SO LOVE Vinny and his winking eye...and Vince, while he seems a little tough is really just full of....bravado.
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This is bound to change over time.
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Zola Hoversen
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Posted 01-04-05 01:37 PM
He's full of it, all right, but it isn't bravado. If he doesn't quit leaving his skateboard in front of the bathroom door I'll flush the wheels down the toilet.
No ones an albino or vegamatarium around here...Vinces' eyes are pewter and mine are faux granite. We are of lower socioeconomic background - poor working class stock; pink collar trades. The same side of 8 Mile as Mr. Mathers so to speak.
"So go ahead and tell them something about me that they don't already know"
Hello to you too, Daisy Marie and Mudge, you girls are very pretty too...but I'll pass on the garden.
Vinnie - Meet me at the Crosswalk Tavern tomorrow around 6...after SHE goes to work.
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Bijou.
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Mr. Schelvan
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Posted 01-04-05 04:38 PM
Have you seen
my avatar?
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Have you seen my wife?
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mudge
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Posted 01-05-05 02:26 AM
Not to make light of the generous offer for such a lovely sweater but... vinny's being asked out on a date?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHA
HEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEHE
OOOOHOHHHHHHOHOHOHOOHOHOHO
AHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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the professor
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Posted 01-05-05 02:28 AM
Get up off the floor mudge. Perhaps poor Zola is in need of spectacles.
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Zola Hoversen
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Posted 01-05-05 12:12 PM
Jeez - back in junior high again....
Okay. Mudge, Professor, if you'd like to hear Antoine play, meet us at the Crosswalk Tavern tonight. Go out your front door. Turn right. Head south til you come to a McDonalds with a crosswalk running perpendicular to it. Cross the street to the Crosswalk Tavern.
Just drummimg up a crowd for a friend.....you penny loafers.
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Bijou.
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Zola Hoversen
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Posted 01-05-05 12:20 PM
Dude - Can I borrow that barette?
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Bijou.
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The Narrator
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Posted 01-08-05 08:21 PM
To test
or
Not to test.
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2B/Not2B
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SUPERMONK!
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Posted 01-09-05 01:35 AM
quote:
The Narrator wrote:
To test
or
Not to test.
HEY MR. HUMAN NARRATOR! THIS IS SUPERMONK! THIS IS NOT A BOARD FOR HUMANS! YOU CAN NOT BE HERE, YOU ARE NOT PRIMATE NOR SIMIAN! YOUR EARS ARE TOO SMALL AND YOUR EYES ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER! YOU APPEAR TO HAVE NO TAIL AND YOU ARE NOT FILLED WITH ARTIFICIAL FILLING!
SUPERMONK THINKS YOU TOOK A WRONG TURN, GO BACK AND FOLLOW THE OTHER PATHWAY TO THE HUMANS!
SUPERMONK HAS SPOKEN!
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TO THE SKIES!
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Da Grim Reapah
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Posted 01-09-05 12:30 PM
Turn off the tv. It's time to go.
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The Statistics Never Lie !!
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Da Grim Reapah
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Posted 01-09-05 12:49 PM
quote:
SUPERMONK! wrote:
HEY MR. HUMAN NARRATOR! THIS IS SUPERMONK! THIS IS NOT A BOARD FOR HUMANS! YOU CAN NOT BE HERE, YOU ARE NOT PRIMATE NOR SIMIAN! YOUR EARS ARE TOO SMALL AND YOUR EYES ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER! YOU APPEAR TO HAVE NO TAIL AND YOU ARE NOT FILLED WITH ARTIFICIAL FILLING!
SUPERMONK THINKS YOU TOOK A WRONG TURN, GO BACK AND FOLLOW THE OTHER PATHWAY TO THE HUMANS!
SUPERMONK HAS SPOKEN!
Shall I escort him away?
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The Statistics Never Lie !!
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The Narrator
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Posted 01-09-05 12:57 PM
quote:
SUPERMONK! wrote:
HEY MR. HUMAN NARRATOR! THIS IS SUPERMONK! THIS IS NOT A BOARD FOR HUMANS! YOU CAN NOT BE HERE, YOU ARE NOT PRIMATE NOR SIMIAN! YOUR EARS ARE TOO SMALL AND YOUR EYES ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER! YOU APPEAR TO HAVE NO TAIL AND YOU ARE NOT FILLED WITH ARTIFICIAL FILLING!
SUPERMONK THINKS YOU TOOK A WRONG TURN, GO BACK AND FOLLOW THE OTHER PATHWAY TO THE HUMANS!
SUPERMONK HAS SPOKEN!
Oh, Super Simian! Oh, Perfect Primate! A small gift I ask and that is to stay,
to stay and thus to do that which I do best-
to stand arms akimbo and mind askew
to ponder visibly ...
to knit and purl that beautiful neck scarf we call life....
Sometimes an outsider is just the ticket....
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2B/Not2B
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Stu
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Posted 01-09-05 01:02 PM
Huh?
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Huh?
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Nellie Bellie
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Posted 01-10-05 10:40 AM
You're a whole lot smarter than you look, Mr. Narrator.
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That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood! I've got news for you -- SHE IS!
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Moffie
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Posted 01-10-05 10:41 AM
To let, or not to ham!
A question exactly
is what that am!
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I do not like the purple cow!
He scares me half to death!
He lives behind the field
and he has the purple breath!
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Nellie Bellie
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Posted 01-10-05 10:41 AM
Are you saying that The Narrator is a rent boy?
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That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood! I've got news for you -- SHE IS!
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Moffie
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Posted 01-10-05 10:42 AM
Tee hee or not tee hee!
Laughter is the best remedy!
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I do not like the purple cow!
He scares me half to death!
He lives behind the field
and he has the purple breath!
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Oedi Leer
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Posted 01-10-05 10:43 AM
Sew as ye shall reap, children.
Beware frivolity in the face of the reapah.
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Pardon me? Is there some sort of creature sitting atop my head picking at my eye sockets? Thank you for the information!
Be SEEING you soon!
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Stu
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Posted 01-10-05 01:20 PM
quote:
Oedi Leer wrote:
Sew as ye shall reap, children.
Beware frivolity in the face of the reapah.
Huh?
[Edited by Stu]
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Huh?
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Zola Hoversen
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Posted 01-10-05 01:23 PM
[quote]Nellie Bellie wrote:
Are you saying that The Narrator is a rent boy?
(whispers) p-s-s-s-t !! Nellie! Whats a rent boy?
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Bijou.
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Da Grim Reapah
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Posted 01-10-05 01:29 PM
quote:
Oedi Leer wrote:
Sew as ye shall reap, children.
Beware frivolity in the face of the reapah.
Actually Eddie, I've been assigned the "80 year plus /natural causes" crowd - and I wouldn't MIND a little frivolity in my face, if you catch my drift.
Bob
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Abalonia13
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Posted 01-10-05 01:30 PM
quote:
Moffie wrote:
Tee hee or not tee hee!
Laughter is the best remedy!
I love you.
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Harpo Z
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Posted 01-10-05 06:15 PM
Well, I heard that love is just a four letter word!
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Walking down the hallway, looking at the wall!
Bandana or banana? You have to make the call!
People make the apes do things that they don't want to do,
That orang-utan got framed when he was in that morgue of rue!
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MixMonk
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Posted 01-10-05 10:53 PM
Yea....I'm thinkin'.....get some bread and moose-tard.And maybe a pickle.A little dab of onion.Ham sandwiches......
I like Prosciutto!!!
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"Music makes the World a more better place" 
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Zola Hoversen
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Posted 01-11-05 12:57 AM
Psssst. PSSSST !! Nellie! NELLIE BELLIE ! I said what is a rent boy!?!
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Bijou.
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Nellie Bellie
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Posted 01-11-05 10:27 AM
Zola, when I am being NAUGHTY you have to be more inconspicuous about it on account of R-E-G-G-I-E might notice!
Here's the deal -- when Moffie said "to let" it reminded me of the British term for "to rent" as in "apartment to let". And when she said "or not to ham" it reminded me of the Narrator's ponce-y over-acting, and so naturally being a bad girl I just put two and two together! I don't think it's what Moffie meant but Moffie's mind does not work like mine!
Next time try Google!
GEEZE!
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That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood! I've got news for you -- SHE IS!
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