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MixMonk
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 Posted 07-20-05 06:49 PM   
Dear Ms.Annie...we here at PGRS want to try and help.Wally says to print out this-putting your contact info in the place at the bottom.He will send you the money....he said to PM me with the mailing info.He says he can't believe anyone would do this....he has been crying too.
Ms.Annie I'm so sorry 
P.S.:Wysi don't be mad cause it's so big.
[Edited by MixMonk]
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Wysi Wyg
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Posted 07-20-05 07:07 PM
In times of extreme trial it's up to us to know when to bend regulations, Mix. Thanks. Your efforts have touched us all. This is a tragic day and you're a true hero.
Sniff.
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Annie925
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Posted 07-20-05 07:45 PM
Dear Mixy,
You folks there at PGRS are the BEST and I am so thankful for your kind offerings!
SUPERMONK was last seen on the dashboard of my Green Ford Explorer at Quality Transmission in San Jacinto, California. Wherever he is, I am hopeful that he is being loved by a child that has never before seen a sock monkey, and this hope is sustaining me, and is more than ample reward.
Tell Wally I am touched by his generosity, and perhaps we can have a milkshake when I come to Hollywood on the 27th I'll bring the tissues.
Most fondly yours,
Annie
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BatMonk
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Posted 07-20-05 09:52 PM
SuperMonk's disappearance is a serious blow to all of us. A true hero has fallen. SuperMonk was one of the World's Finest.
He was a true collegue and a true friend. His inspiration will exist in our hearts forever.
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Wysi Wyg
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Posted 07-20-05 09:56 PM
I keep hoping that SuperMonk will use his super powers and get a message to us via the board.
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Abalonia13
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Posted 07-21-05 02:28 AM
The reward poster is a great idea....and I hope it works.
The world seems darker without my favorite Super Hero patrolling about....
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Daisy Marie
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Posted 07-21-05 06:16 AM
Dear Mix Monk, you are so smart! What an idea of great cleverness!
Do you have thinkings that they used monk-o-nyte to make incapitations of our beloved Supermonk?!
If this is the casing, maybe we can sneek an antidotinal into the mechanical shop and sprinkle it in all of the corners and things, so if he is close he can make breakings from his bondage and fly away home!
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Dee Dee
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Posted 07-21-05 06:18 AM
Uh, Daze...
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Daisy Marie
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Posted 07-21-05 06:19 AM
I will make askings of Miss Betty Ann to help us create the antidotinal to monk-o-nyte! I think it takes honeys and sugars...!
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Dee Dee
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Posted 07-21-05 06:20 AM
Well, Annie, at least you can give those mechanics a good case of the ants!
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vinny
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Posted 07-21-05 07:13 AM
Never heard of monkey napping before. So sad.
Time to re evaulate safety tips for those at risk.
Car Monk comes to mind. I know there are others.
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Carmike
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Posted 07-21-05 08:26 AM
Peoples should always lock their doors and NOT crack their windows to insure the security of their car monkeys!
Maybe we should also be given a place to hide in case we get nervous!
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vinny
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Posted 07-21-05 08:32 AM
Ah, it's Carmike... you're the one I was thinking of. Maybe there is no CarMonk? Anyhow, stay safe.
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Ceru_Monkey
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Posted 07-21-05 11:11 AM
Mixmonk you are amazing. Very good idea!
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Zola Hoversen
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Posted 07-21-05 12:57 PM
Hey Annie, call the local San Jacinto newspaper. They might want to post his picture and run a story about the kidnapping. You could say,"Please return him, no questions asked." But then have big thugs jump the kidnapper as they
leave the police station....and whack him with frozen dead turkeys (no bruising that way) Maybe say: if someone stole him for their kid, you'll give em a different monkey...a RADIOACTIVE ONE!!!!And then beat them with frozen dead turkeys....things are out of control! What a crime! What next? The shoelaces right out of your shoes? The very heart out of your chest !?!
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Annie925
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Posted 07-21-05 07:00 PM
quote:
Zola Hoversen wrote:
Hey Annie, call the local San Jacinto newspaper. They might want to post his picture and run a story about the kidnapping. You could say,"Please return him, no questions asked." What next?.............The very heart out of your chest !?!
As Daisy would so eloquently say, "we have the same thinkings" I took the poster to our local paper and bade them a tearful request and they said they would try to get it in to the next edition, they at first thought I was kidding, then when they knew of my seriousness, they assumed it was for my child with a broken heart, I had to come clean and tell them "no, he is MINE" and now they understand.
I put posters up all over San Jacinto, I even said that the finder could just mail him back to me and I would mail them the reward...I am hoping for the best and everyone here is really giving me much happiness.
"SUPERMONK where are you, we all miss you!"
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Foofie
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Posted 07-21-05 07:21 PM
I sure hope you wheat pasted them all over the mechanics building!
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MixMonk
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Posted 07-21-05 07:28 PM
Wally says to get the local TV peeples involved.They need the big news stories...have some top invest-toe-gators all around the 'mission shop,pokin' micro-ma-phonies and cameras at them should make 'em all twitchy and nervous.Sweat 'em like the G-Men in the moovies.
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MixMonk
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Posted 07-21-05 08:44 PM
Like....DUH!...... Of course it was Monk-O-Nyte Daisy...why didn't I think of that!!!!!You are using the ol' stuffin'.Did you get the Ant-E-Dote made yet?
Oh yea.....
Hey Dee Dee
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the professor
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Posted 07-21-05 08:45 PM
It's imparitive to realize they may have altered SUPERMONK's appearance to hide him. They probably ditched the cape. Following what other kidnappers have done they may have changed his hair and eye color and even clothes. I took the liberty of doing some composites of just what our super buddy may look like today.
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Annie925
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Posted 07-21-05 09:10 PM
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the professor wrote:
It's imparitive to realize they may have altered SUPERMONK's appearance to hide him. They probably ditched the cape. Following what other kidnappers have done they may have changed his hair and eye color and even clothes. I took the liberty of doing some composites of just what our super buddy may look like today.
I HOPE they didn't put him in a dress! Such cruelty!
Very nice composites though Professor!
Foofie, I wish I had thought of the wheat paste thing.
That would show 'em!
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Antoine
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Posted 07-28-05 12:10 PM
Hey there Annie! Any news on the Super Monk?
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Annie925
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Posted 07-29-05 02:07 AM
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Hey there Annie! Any news on the Super Monk?
nary a peep, bellow, or scream. Perhaps tomorrow, my grandaughter is heartbroken, and is now on a personal mission to find SUPERMONK, or make a suitable replacement....
I can't tell her there is none
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Gerta Gabbo
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Posted 07-31-05 02:46 AM
Coincidentally enough, I happened to just get stolen.
I have no idea where on earth I might be at the moment.
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Olivia
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Posted 07-31-05 02:47 AM
It's true Gerta is gone.
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Posted 07-31-05 02:47 AM
Looks like someone else is gonna have to be Glenda in the play.
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Posted 07-31-05 02:55 AM
Squiggly is gone too.
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Offeelia
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Posted 07-31-05 02:56 AM
(sniff) it's mercury in retrograde.
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Olivia
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Posted 07-31-05 03:13 AM
At least when I sell monkeys I am able to say goodbye.
When they get stolen I find myself blaming anyone and everyone who expressed interest in them during the evening.
I am never displaying sock monkeys out front in SHFL ever again.
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Missus Melnee
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Posted 07-31-05 06:50 AM
Man, that's incredibly lame. I'm so sorry, Olivia. There should be a special place in Grandpa's Cellar for people who would just steal critters like that. What are they thinking? They can't even do that whole "corporate conglomerate won't miss it" pseudo-rationale. You're an individual making these babies with your own two hands, and yet somehow they think they have some special privilege just take them from you like a pack of souvenir matches? If any of them knew how often you just give them away, the special touches you add... dang, that makes me mad.
As mad as a mechanic snagging Supermonk out of Annie's car.
All the way in the BACK of Grandpa's Cellar, snuffling for roots and scritching at the door to be let out.
I'm glad I'll have The Boy helping me at the festival booths. I already grow nervous having the staff monkeys out and about (although we already kept them kind of behind the counter). I may have to strap Daisy Marie to my back in a papoose holder this year! People are always reaching out for her.
Perhaps we can brainstorm on sock monkey security methods for various situations?
One thing to remember: they may be gone physically, but they can always exist here on the board. Daisy Marie's been whispering this in my ear for days now. There's a kind of ontological magic here. This can be Foreverland.
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