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Wysi Wyg
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 Posted 03-29-08 09:10 AM   
This is the latest version of the "Roll Call" thread. Please sign in here, state your name, some of your interests if you wish, and your "monkey shelter" of residence.
For instance: I am WYSI WYG. I am the technical supervisor to this message board. I also help keep the computers at the Red Heel Monkey Shelter running. This leaves me very little time for hobbies.
PLEASE NOTE: Since there are allegedly nine six eight monkeys and things registered on the board and each thread only allows for five zero zero posts, let's try to keep conversation and greetings in this thread down to a minimum, and save it as a kind of registration forum/reference work.
Also, I know that a number of inanimate objects, weird rubber and plastic items, and other unstuffed animals have come on this board in the past to chat, but maybe we should keep this thread to sock monkeys, sock elephants, sock goats, sock etceteras, other curious stuffed intelligences and their human 'drivers'.
I'll start another thread at a later date for "things" that have posted here in the past. I have never understood the phrase "if walls could talk" because in my experience on the Red Heel Message Board they frequently do.
OK - have at it.
[Edited by Wysi Wyg]
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Mrs. Tiffany
I run the board!
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Posted 03-29-08 09:16 AM
Dear Message Board:
I am MRS. TIFFANY! I am the number one Kitchen Monkey at the Red Heel Monkey Shelter!
I am also YOUR BOSS on this message board so you had better treat me right!
I have a pet frog named Manga. I live on the water cooler in the kitchen. I used to live on the microwave but the water cooler is better!
I am also a GREAT SINGER and everybody loves to hear me sing!
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Dear Message Board -- Everybody drives me crazy!
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Benny Hathaway
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Posted 03-29-08 09:18 AM
I'm Benny Hathaway. I publish the Monkey Ape Vine, the Red Heel Monkey Shelter's news and information resource. I also am official keeper of the "monkey census" here at the Red Heel. I also once tried to start the "Peanut Gallery" for monkeys who wanted to pursue their own art here, but Jacobean Stock has pretty much taken over the art side of the RHMS.
I also wrote the book Sock Monkey Dreams, along with my photography partner Link.
You guys all know me, though. You helped buy me a Banana Computer a few munce ago.
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To Subscribe to the Monkey Ape Vine, write me at:
bennyhathaway@whizzkid1.com
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Mace
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Posted 03-29-08 09:21 AM
Mace is the King of Monkeys.
His Kingdom is based out of the Red Heel Monkey Shelter but extends over all Monkey Shelters. All monkeys who do not live in Monkey Shelters are also subjects of Mace's, and thus subject to any taxes he imposes and/or laws he sets down.
Fear not. Mace is a benevolent ruler whose wisdom and skills as a leader are unfailing.
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Mace's name is Mace and Mace approved this message.
Mace is king of monkeys!
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Emily
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Posted 03-29-08 09:29 AM
My name is Emily. I am the Number One Monkey at the Red Heel Monkey Shelter. I was the first monkey to come to the shelter. Everyone else is following in my footsteps and riding on my sock-tails.
My job is to maintain the structural integrity of the bed. My hobbies include playing hanger in the band Bank and Hanger with Happy George, who is the bank player. I also help Happy George on his talk show by being his co-host, which helps with his ratings, since Red Heel Monkey Shelter residents like to tune in to see what the Number One Monkey is thinking.
Mace is not the king of ME, that's for sure.
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I am the number one monkey and I do what I want.
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cinnamon
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Posted 03-29-08 03:54 PM
My name is Cinnamon. I live in Smonkeytown with my sisters Coco and Ginger, and a few dozen other monkeys.
I have a polka dot bikini and go to the beach a lot. I love the feel of salt air on my knit. I'm an active member of the Smonkeytown Gingham Scouts troop and am always trying to earn more merry badges. My BFF is Sally from Michigan.
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A dreamer of pictures, I run in the night...
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Munce
Welcome to the Red Heel!
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Posted 03-29-08 06:28 PM
I'm Munce.
I live with a bunch of other sock monkeys in Hah-Vy-Ee. There are a lot of old plantations around here - sugar plantations, pineapple plantations, coffee plantations - so I think my people is considering calling our shelter The Banana Plantation.
I paint, draw, and sketch a lot. I painted a picture of myself onto my human's laptop lid. She seemed to like it, so I'm thinking about painting the front door up in pictures of sock monkeys next.
Other monkeys tell me I'm crotchety, but I'm not, harrumph. -They're- just slow on the uptake most of the time.
Also, Mace is not the boss of me, either.
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I support preebles!
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Greensleeves
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Posted 03-29-08 06:34 PM
I'm Greensleeves!
There isn't really much of anything I do in particular. I live in the same place as Munce and Hank and I really hope our people doesn't call it The Banananana Plantation because I can't spell it!
I -might- have been our human's first sock monkey, but I'm not sure now.
I'm still stuck in storage in California, which is INCREDIBLY BORING. I sneak into the house from the trailer to get to the computer and get online from time to time. I know my human is coming to rescue me and all the monkeys I'm stored with sometime in April, though, which makes me verrrry happy.
If my picture doesn't work I'll post another as soon as I'm back home.
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Smaller than a red heel, but twice as feisty.
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Red Marie Velvet
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Posted 03-29-08 10:58 PM
I am Red Marie Velvet, sometimes they call me Vel. I live with the Nebraska munkeys, I was the first Munkey made to live here. I am still in Love with Vinny, altho I have not seen him in months. I spend a lot of my time at the beauty shop, Totally Kathy's, where Miss Kathy cuts hair.
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Bloom where you are planted!
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Bert
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Posted 03-29-08 10:59 PM
I am Bert, I like to listen to music on my ipod. I have a crush on Sally, but am too shy to say much to her. She's the most beautiful munkey girl I have ever known.
Hi Sally!
oh, I live in Nebraska
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When I grow up I wana be a swing set tester.
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Jerome Eugene
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Posted 03-29-08 11:01 PM
I live in Nebraska too, I love to breakdance, Bert is my best friend. I'm Jerome Eugene.
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Dude
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Hildur
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Posted 03-29-08 11:02 PM
I am Hildur, I live in the Mountains with Mikey, he came to visit in Nebraska, and we fell in love so I moved to the mountains with him. I love living there.
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I'm a California girl now
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shellybelly
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Posted 03-30-08 01:14 AM
I'm Shelly, I live in Nebraska, I love Pink!
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Everyone looks good in PINK!
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Casey Cash
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Posted 03-30-08 01:27 AM
I'm Casey Cash, alto my owner, Paul passes away in January, the Nebraska Monkeys have told me I could live with them forever. I'm not home too much, I drive the train that delivers bananas to Monkeytown every week. I have no woman monkey, I'm a drifter, and a loner.
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It's cloudy in the west, it looks like rain, around the curve comes a passenger train. a north bound train on a south bound track, she's alright in leaving, but she won't be back
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Peanut Duck
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Posted 03-30-08 12:00 PM
I'm the PEANUT DUCK!
Peoples and monkeyses some times ask me if I am a duck, and I say to them, I say, NO YOU GOONSIE DOO DODOS! I am a monkey and my NAME is Peanut Duck!
I teach other monkeys how to do brand new dances.
I got found at the APPLE WAGON which makes me part of a great line of monkeys who rode the Apple Wagon to the Red Heel Monkity Shelter.
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The shingaling ain't the thing, yeah! Wack! Wack!
Peanut Duck!
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Ida Red
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Posted 03-30-08 12:03 PM
Mah name is Ida Red and I live at the Red Heel Monkey Shelter here in Asheville, North Carolina where I hang out with my friends Katie Kay and Faun and Dandelion. I used to live with Mama and Daddy but I don't live with them any more, even though I was real happy back when I lived with them on the farm especially when Daddy'd say stuff like, Ida Red, if you don't come outta the rain you're gonna get a good threwsoakin in yore sockin!
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Mama always used to say: "Might rain, unless it don't!"
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Fauna & JD
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Posted 03-30-08 12:06 PM
JD and I live at the Red Heel Monkey Shelter. JD is a really nice guy, who loves to look at trucks. Someday he hopes to be a trucker. He made a trucker honk one time by 'putting the hammer down' and that is JD's proudest moment.
I am a Gingham Scout and JD and I recently got a pet pig named Bacon Bogo. I think he will post soon. The pig. JD is quiet.
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Scrappy Hamilton
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Posted 03-30-08 12:09 PM
Mer nerm ers Screppy Hermerton. Er erm e vrry orld mernkey her hers ter pert erp werth ter merch nerse her ert ther Rerd Heel Mernkey Sherlter. Er erm ern erpserd derner and er fert ern der wer fer yer kernd! Er erlser ersed ter ber a Gerngherm Skert!
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I didn't fight the frekkinatin' wer fer abuncha sillylookin' circlemouths ter be chitterchattrin' on a computato!
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Foofie
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Posted 03-30-08 04:26 PM
I am Foofie Cat. I am a Cat. I live at the New Super Happy Fun Land with a zillion other monkeys and other sock and non-sock creatures...Right now we are closed down, so it is really boring and kinda dark.
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http://www.fluff.tv
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Offeelia
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Posted 03-30-08 04:31 PM
I live at Super Happy Fun Land too. Often I get called Offee.
I spend alot of time hiding in the library alone in the dark by myself.
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aye me!
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Zoot
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Posted 03-30-08 04:36 PM
I am ZOOT! I am steel Prizonerr of zee Sewing Grannee...wiv my Geerfriend Minnie....nice gerl, but verry quite....and zee pair ov Zocks zat might be my brotherr.
Together we arre GREAT wiz zee SMALLNEZZ
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Daisy Marie
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Posted 03-30-08 08:22 PM
Hello, every of the body!
My name is Daisy Marie! I am Missus Mel'nee's very first-borned sock monkey girl! I live with my brother Wendel and my sister Dee Dee and many severals of the sock monkey cousins and refugees and peeples, here on the Sunnyflower Farm in Columbeeya, Missouree!
I have likings of gardens very of the much and make spendings of hours and the hours there with my cousin Clara Sue! We have been making tendings of the daffodils today!
I like to make meetings of new peeples, of the also! Some of the timings, I make the travels with Missus Mel'nee and we have the meetings of new friends that way! And I have likings of the singing and dancings! Last year, I made performings of the Lobster Jabberwocky at the Miss Sockford contesting!
Once upon the timing the Cool Girls Sqwad from the Redheel made visitations for a slumbering party here, when I was the sock monkey girl of the only, and Wendel was the sock monkey boy of the only! That was 'tastic! Cool Girl Frannie was there! She is sometimes of the superheroics! She has beings of one of my shiniest befriendings!
Supermonk!, the stacular really live actionary hero from the Mountain Familee, has beings of a very special friendship to me, of the also! And I make joinings of the Sally Appreciationary Society with the whole heartedness! And Munkadellic, too! And the ever fashionary Coco! And the awfully transmigrationaree Lucius Monkey, too!
Oh my goodness! I have wishings that the bloomings in every of the one of your gardens are of the many and the always! Thank you! Pleese be very happy peeples!
XXOOXX
Daisy Marie
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Just have the beleefings in your self!
. . . * Miss Sockford 2007 * . . .
daisycara.com
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wendel
I run the board!
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Posted 03-30-08 08:33 PM
Greetings, gentle reader.
I am Wendel, student of world affairs and one of the administrators of this message board. Daisy Marie has provided some insight into the character of my homestead, although my area of responsibility is decidedly different than hers.
I tend to the information technology needs of the Sunnyflower Farm and provide research assistance to Mister David (so often and ignominously referred to as "The Boy" in this forum). In my free time, I scour global news and political science journals, and conduct my own private research projects.
In the past, I have on occasion been cajoled into some of Daisy Marie's theatrical productions. However, since our population has grown to its robust state, she finds that she has no end of willing volunteers for her creative projects.
This is of tremendous relief to me, for I have very little rhythm and do not enjoy stage makeup.
I am perhaps the only fluff-based creature at the Sunnyflower Farm who can accurately determine the time and date.
I am ever humbly at the service of this board and those who patronize it.
With all best wishes,
Wendel, Esq.
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I am Wendel, Student of World Affairs
wendel@daisycara.com
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Dee Dee
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Posted 03-30-08 08:44 PM
Hey, you guys.
I'm Dee Dee, named for Dee Dee Ramone, and my thing is music. All kinds of music, really, but especially what my friend Mix Monk (hey, dude) calls the "rock-a-rolla." Yeah.
I'm hoping to intern with Mix at Pretty Good Studios out in California one of these days. That would be so very excellent. Until then, I'm cataloging the Farm record collection (such sweet vinyl! thank you Whizz!) and searching for new music out on the net. Every once in a while I get to see a live show in town! I guess I mostly hang out with Veronica, Tenacity, Sufficiency and Daze.
I also run the Wonga La La word and poetry contest with Mrs. Tiffany right here on the message board. Totally dig that! I'm hoping we can resurrect the end of our last tourney so we can declare a Smackdown Champion and update the Hall of Triumph. The Wonga comes in its own sweet time, though, baby. This I know to be true.
Anyway, that's what I know. Catch you later!
DD
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Wonga La La, babies!
http://wongalala.daisycara.com/
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Bitsy
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Posted 03-31-08 05:43 PM
Hello..i am Bitsy Bunny. I live at Super Happy Fun Land too. Here I am with some of my friends
Here I am with Poxy, Gilbert, Uncle Yuri, Remedo (I think he's a bear), Bonnie, Rasta Bunny, Laverne, Tangerie, Mr. Fabuloose, Charlie (laverne's husband), Ennrie, and Snakey
I am the pink bunny in the corner.
We were playing "in plain sight" hide and seek...where you have to hide out in the open...we were all up against a window.
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Snakey and I broke up.
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Fynn
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Posted 03-31-08 06:15 PM
Greetings all! I am Fynn, an old sockmonkey who's found a place to call my own here in Michigan. My human has opened a refuge for sockmonkeys in search of whatever it is that they are missing in their lives. Currently, we are 200+ sockmonkeys strong and more keep showing up all the time. I often act as a counselor to the new arrivals.
I'm still searching for true love. I want a sweet, pretty, little gal monkey I can settle down with and have a quiet life of books and intelligent conversation.
I was hoping that Abigail would find me interesting, but she's taken up with the theater crowd planning their next big production.
So if you happen to come across the love of my life, please send her my way.
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When did coffee get so fancy?
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Noel Blue
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Posted 03-31-08 06:38 PM
I'm noel Blue, I was born on Christmas Eve. I live in Nebraska, I celibrate Christmas every day! Merry Christmas everyone!
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sock
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Posted 03-31-08 10:56 PM
Hello everyone, I am Sock. I am a manufactured monkey (“manu-monk“). I am the first sock monkey to live in the Bull City Monkey Shelter and for several years, I was the only one. Then another manu-monk arrived (Socka) and another (Miss Valli) and another (Miss Sock Monkey Café). Then a Grandma-made monk came, then a couple more, then a veritable flood of all sizes and shapes of monks, until there are now 55 sockosimians in residence.
I have traveled extensively with my humans-to New Mexico, the Grand Canyon, Carlsbad Caverns, the Smoky Mountains, and other locations too numerous to mention. Since I am the senior monk here (or “First Prime Primate”) many of the newer residents come to me for advice and, at times, comfort. Mr. Wayland has said that I am a perfect companion because no matter what shockingly stupid things he tells me, I never react emotionally.
Bull City is a nice place and everyone gets along. We have a bride and groom who came here at Christmas-they’re pretty sharp. I have a lot of friends here. Hurley and Quite the Dude and Jockeaux and Heidi are some of the monks here. If you come by, I’ll give you a guided tour.
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I have no fear of Ms PacMan; I have been to the Grand Canyon
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Quite the Dude
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Posted 03-31-08 10:57 PM
Greetings, I am Quite the Dude, so named due to my extraordinary clothing and accessories. I came to Bull City in one of the initial waves of E-bay monkey deliveries. Although I am not a red heel monk, I am accepted and respected by the other monks here. I am very tall for a sock monkey and Googlie calls me “high-waisted”, but I think I am long-legged. Although my current avatar doesn’t show it, I have a remarkable hat, a paisley bow-tie and a vintage button on my belt. I hope to pose for a new avatar soon.
Here at home, I try to be helpful in solving problems, such as, where is Hurley’s hat? or should Hamilton Berger wear a pirate knitty t-shirt or a UNC Tarheels t-shirt? I can reach some of the things that are too high for the short monks. I always attempt to be the voice of wisdom. I have a girl friend named Jingley. She is taller than I am! We live in separate rooms so I don’t get to see her as often as I would like.
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My ambition is to see Bob Dylan Live
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Lance Sportster
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Posted 03-31-08 10:59 PM
Lance Sportster here! My sister Elizabeth and I arrived here at Bull City munce and munce ago, I think from the E-bay, which must be a huge place. We are athletic trainers and sports and games organizers here at Bull City. We also are consultants in the areas of proper uniforms, game rules and sports medicine. The Bull City does not have the most athletic sock monkeys in the world, but they are game (ha-ha) for new experiences. Elizabeth and I are dressed in extraordinarily beautiful outfits. We hang out in the living room, where we are always trying to get the monks up off their red and moving around. We believe that stuffing circulation is important to good SM health.
We love it here at Bull City. There are so many SMs of different kinds, different sizes, different nationalities and different looks. Some are kinda lazy when it comes to sports, but they give it the ol’ sock monkey try. Others are pretty good players, like Hamilton Berger, McGyver, Bluey, Sock, Barnabas-he plays a game called “Cricket” ha ha-and the new guy, Rusty
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Do you know my sister, Elizabeth?
I think she knows you.
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