Mace

Mace is the King of Monkeys, the Manliest of the Manly, the top sock in the drawer. Mace is the Beater of Chest, the Pusher-Overer of Lesser Monkeys, the Maximum Essence of Monkey Masculinity. All of this we know because Mace told us so. Mace is a Monster Monkey, and Monster Monkeys are prone to rampages. So to keep Mace off the rampage, everyone lets Mace be “king of monkeys”. Mace has a number of admirers and hangers on, known to Mace as his “Court” and those not in Mace’s Court as the “Mace Mafia”. Mace loves high places and secures them whenever he can. Mace’s tail grows out of the middle of his back. He once came in second in a Squishiest Monkey contest. For once, it wasn’t coming in second that bothered him. It was being told he was that squishy.