Pierre Mon Frere

Mischief Monkey, trouble maker, rouser of zee rabble, leader of the sock monkey resistance.  “We are resisting all zee theengs that requiaire resistánce! Zee computair, zee tyrannical oppressions of zee unreasonable rules of zee Red Heel, zee not-so-tyrannical oppressions of zee reasonable rules of zee Red Heel, zee early bedtimes, zee setting of zee Sun, zee waxing of zee moon, zee turning of zee tide, zee droppeeng of zee tempairachaire, zee war-maing off zee globe, zee foowells in powair, zee foowells deposed from powair, zee stupidity, zee war, zee peace, zee intelligonce, zee academe, zee uneducate! We resist eet all and then we resist zee consequences!  Also, we like to steal things.”   Pierre Mon Frere, working himself into zee frenzy.